Thursday, June 14, 2007

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse

Things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance. If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.




I think Iran is the best country for Morphy's laws, cuase if there's 50 percent chance for these lows to occur in Iran this chance would be 90 percent!!


here is some of these lows:


  1. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong

  2. Nothing is as easy as it looks.

  3. Everything takes longer than you think.

  4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then

  5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

  6. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

  7. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  8. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

  9. Every solution breeds new problems.

  10. You never run out of things that can go wrong.

  11. All the good ones are taken.

  12. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

  13. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

  14. Nice guys(girls) finish last.

  15. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

  16. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

  17. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

  18. Virginity can be cured.

  19. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

  20. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

  21. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

  22. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

  23. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

  24. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

  25. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.